God, if I can’t have what I want, let me want what I have.

 

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.

remember your yesterdays, dream your tomorrows and live your todays.

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.

The life you live is more important than the words you speak.

Life is simple, you make a choice and don’t look back

A single conversation across a table with a wise man is worth a month's study of books.

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.

 

People are very open-minded about new things -- as long as they're exactly like the old ones.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

 

Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school.

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it.

A single moment of understanding can flood a whole life with meaning.

A road twice travelled is never as long.

A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.

A man dies daily, only to be reborn in the morning, bigger, better and wiser.

If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z.

Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut.

A smooth sea never made a skilled mariner.

•The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is at all comprehensible.

Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.

 

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.

 

 A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.

Egotism - usually just a case of mistaken non-entity. 

 I'm trying to read a book on how to relax, but I keep falling asleep.

 

You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.

 

I wasn't really naked. I simply didn't have any clothes on.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Women are not easy to understand. Famous authors and poets have extensively written about 'woman.' Yet, no one can claim to fully fathom her mind.

A single moment of understanding can flood a whole life with meaning.

I hate women because they always know where things are.

 

 

Who was  the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze  these dangly things and  drink whatever comes out? 

 

How is  it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a  whole box to start a campfire?

Whenever  I feel blue, I start breathing again. 

Health  nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of  nothing. 

 

I used  to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die  of natural  causes.

 There  are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the  dead.

Time heals almost everything. Give time, time.

Growing old beats the alternative---- dying young.

All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.

No one is in charge of your happiness but you.

When in doubt, just take the next small step.

 

 

whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

 Life isn't fair. but it's still good. 

Forgive everyone everything.

 

However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

 

Life isn't tied with a bow. But it.s still a gift.

Everything can change in a blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks

 

when it comes to going after what you love in life,

don't take no for an answer.

 

 Frame every so-called disaster with these words 

"In five years, will this matter?"

Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.

 

Make peace with your past so it won't screw up the present.

 

 

 

Your job won't take care of you when you are sick.
Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch 

 

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

 Shed Cooking....with "not me" helping to make sausage rolls

 Get rid of any thing that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple 

 

 

 Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. 

Live a good and honorable life, then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. 

 Dont take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. 

 

Most of the stuff people worry about, ain't never gonna happen anyway.  

 You cannot unsay a cruel word. 

 

 The most important sex organ is the brain.

 

 

   

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. 

    

  

 Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 

   

  

     

 

 If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. 

 

 

Give it a go..... you will be inspired with how much you can do.

  

you can do anything you set your mind to..! 

 

 Words that soak into your ears are whispered ...not yelled. 

The best sermons are lived, not preached. 

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. 

Every path has a few puddles. 

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads. 

Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.

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Your job won't take care of you when you are sick.